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Monday
Dec192011

A miniskirt and a texan

A beautiful young woman in a short, tight mini skirt was waiting at a crowded bus stop. When the bus arrived and she attempted to get on, she found her skirt was too tight to allow her foot to come up to the height of the first step. Slightly embarrassed, and with a shy smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip the skirt a little, figuring that would give it enough slack that she could make the step. But it didn’t. So she reached back and unzipped it a little more. Still no luck.

Now thoroughly embarrassed, she reached behind her and unzipped it all the way. But, much to her chagrin, she still couldn’t lift her leg high enough to step up onto the bus. Just then a large Texan who was standing behind her in line wrapped his arm around her waist and lifted her gently onto the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan yelling, “How dare you touch my body? I don’t even know who you are!” The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!”

Friday
Jan142011

Better safe than sorry

A Kentucky State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?'

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... And nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?' The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her .... what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..